The Guy who does DisembAudio's voice is a former RiffTrax employee who was fired in a scandal now known as "Jerky Gate." Before the firing, he was famous for his lack of punctuality, the ability to eat an entire one of those packs of Listerine breath strips all at the same time and for only having two tshirts in his entire wardrobe, both of which were stained with grape soda.

Marina is the new bee of RiffTrax and Legend Films. Originally from NYC (The Boogie Down Bronx Baby), she moved here in June 04 from Virginia with her husband, a United States Marine. They were dropped off via Tactical Helicopter Insertion.

After crash landing on earth, Jason Martian got a job as a mild mannered reporter… unfortunately, mild manners were not his forte, so he became an artist instead. He has been a practitioner in the field for over 15 years, now specializing in illustration, painting, photography and graphic design. Jason’s duties for RiffTrax include poster & banner montageing and using his Martian powers to make Mike’s head swell for those famous “Bobble Head” photo shoots.

Josh Gemma graduated from New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts in 1992, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Film & Television. He has been making films since he was 13 years old, and is credited with having created the definitive horror movie trilogy – The Werewolf Saga. In addition to producing and directing the final installment of the trilogy, Josh also appeared as George, the dimwitted and disturbing handyman.

Erik, known to forum-dwellers as torgosPizza, moved to San Diego in October 2006 to pursue his lifelong dream of working with a sentient kitchen appliance. Searching high and low within the current website he happened to be on at the time, he found an ad for a company whose work with DisembAudio, a wisecracking toaster, had garnered international acclaim. Erik quickly secured the position by hitchhiking to San Diego with a guy who called himself "Dragon," and beating the other potential employees in a five-hour CounterStrike tournament.

Conor Lastowka has enjoyed making people laugh his entire life. His favorite story about himself of all time is the time in college that he faked a good friends death and lots of people believed it (not everyone laughed.) He wrote the Wildly Successful (Erik: please make "wildly successful" 14 point font, bold and flashing) comic strip Permanent Tanooki for three years, and plays bass for a band called Re-Ree, which he has been in since 8th grade.

David has been working in the production field for over 20 years. He started working at age 14 as a freelance computer specialist and monkey trainer. Later he worked as a Jr. Professor at the Hereshire School for Monkey Behavior Modification. There he worked on various technical contraptions to help house break monkeys and teach them to clean bathrooms. In 1998 David joined International Telecommunications Microsystems Strategic Data Corporation also know as ITMSDC, where he was tasked to come up with acronyms.