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Our latest short takes its name from a famous quote from The Gospel of Matthew.  Or maybe it was from the episode of Eek The Cat, "Eek vs the Flying Saucers."  What's important is that even though our newest short derives its title from one of these two important works, its...
Average: 4.3 (55 votes)
Dec 7 2010
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Every now and then a sequel comes along that is arguably superior to the original film. The Godfather II. The Empire Strikes Back. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. But the makers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse cleverly avoided such comparisons by just making the exact same...
Average: 4.7 (368 votes)
Dec 3 2010
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Unless you regularly do mushrooms and go to Lady Gaga concerts with your good friend Crispin Glover, then watching Maniac is guaranteed to be the weirdest experience you have ever had. (Not since The Room has a film had such a deep impact on the staff of RiffTrax, so much so that the images in...
Average: 4.1 (19 votes)
Nov 24 2010
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The Calendar.  Whether you choose a Far Side page-a-day, an Anne Geddes year-of-horror or Twelve Months of Lifeguards that May Be Used as Flotation Devices, one thing is certain: none of us know how to use the damn things. Fortunately, five minutes before recording The Calendar: How to...
Average: 4.8 (175 votes)
Nov 23 2010
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A lot of bad things have come “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan,” but we feel it’s safe to say that this one came straight from his colon. What is there to say about The Last Airbender that isn’t already said by its Rotten Tomatoes rating of 6%? A whole lot...
Average: 4.4 (344 votes)
Nov 16 2010
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Values: Understanding Ourselves is the tale of three small boys who find a rusty hubcap in an abandoned lot and take turns rubbing it and wishing for it to turn them into a fellow classmate.  "Stop right there", you are no doubt saying. "If Hollywood decides to revisit...
Average: 3.9 (49 votes)
Nov 9 2010
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When we first received Magical Disappearing Money we assumed it was an M.C. Hammer biopic. Fortunately, it turned out to be something even more pathetic and strange!  It’s the tale of a supermarket haunted by a witch, but not your standard-issue Hollywood witch. She’s more...
Average: 4.8 (158 votes)
Nov 2 2010
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Life in Australia can be extremely hazardous.  There's Tasmanian devil attacks, lethal doses of vegemite and large, bearded, drunken men.  And that's just in the Parliament building!* Once you head out into the bush - just allow that to sink in for a second - the dangers of a vest...
Average: 4.1 (78 votes)
Oct 26 2010
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In working on Monkey See, Monkey Do: Verbs, we came across a rare find: a behind-the-scenes audio recording from the making of the film! Before submitting the material to a museum, where it belongs, we've transcribed the conversation: Producer Norman Bean and Director of Photography,...
Average: 4.2 (58 votes)
Oct 19 2010
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You can't underestimate the importance of a good title.  What would "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" be if it were called "Some Stuff That Good People Do Good"?  Or if "Who Moved my Cheese" had been called "How is this bottle of EZ Cheez...
Average: 4 (57 votes)
Oct 15 2010
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RELEASE THE RIFFTRAX!!  Yes, all too often a movie is reduced to a silly one-liner, a ridiculous catchphrase.  This is a sad and unfair practice, demeaning to films with creative integrity and purpose.  Fortunately, Clash of the Titans has neither!  Upon viewing it,...
Average: 4.2 (185 votes)
Oct 22 2010
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Safe Living at School pulls no punches with its straightforward title:  This is a short which attempts to tell you how to make it through the school day unscathed.  Your elementary school is a virtual house of horrors, where an act as innocuous as opening a locker can result...
Average: 4.4 (52 votes)
Oct 12 2010
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Et Tu, 3-D? What was once a fairly harmless novelty now seems to have taken over multiplexes across the country. Flying houses, animated dragons, Ga’hool Owls and unleashed Krakens are spilling off the screen, fatiguing our eyes and migraining our headaches. Waaaay back in 1983, audiences...
Average: 3.8 (55 votes)
Oct 7 2010
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Listen up, pizza-faced creeps!  Until now, you’ve suffered shameful, wretched existences.  Cowering in dark cellars.  Adopting beekeeping as a hobby, just for the veil.  Wearing a drug store Ninja Turtle Halloween mask all year long, playing it off as an ironic affectation...
Average: 4.4 (46 votes)
Oct 5 2010
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When we're deciding what shorts to screen here at RiffTrax, there's a 27 step, bullet-pointed criteria we use.  Then we just pick the ones with the funniest title.  More often than not, this leads to disappointment.  It turns out that Why Do We Still Have Mountains* was...
Average: 4 (57 votes)
Sep 28 2010
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When police inspector Launchpad McQuack receives a phone call that Huey, Dewey and Louie have gone missing, his initial inclination was to suspect the Beagle Boys - a suspicion that his neighbor Donald Duck was only too happy to go along with.  But Donald seemed a little too ...
Average: 4.3 (45 votes)
Sep 21 2010
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Much like a scandalous private photo of a semi-famous teenage girl (what? just an example), High School Musical mysteriously showed up in the RiffTrax mailbox one day.  And now we thank Efron, the ancient god of non-threatening gender ambiguity, that it did.  We’d been...
Average: 4.6 (245 votes)
Sep 24 2010
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Some questions are as old as time.  “Why are we here?”  “Can love really last?”  “Who let the dogs out?”  “Is corn grass?”  But there’s one ancient question that’s sure to chill you to the bone, when asked creepily...
Average: 4.5 (46 votes)
Sep 14 2010
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What would you do if you visited an elderly aunt only to find her injured on the floor?  Would you regret that you had not been there when she fell from the stepladder, because if you had you could have captured the hilarious moment on video?  Uploaded the video to YouTube, to see it...
Average: 4.3 (41 votes)
Sep 7 2010
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In honor of Alone at Home, we did a little research on a similarly-titled film only to discover that Macaulay Culkin recently turned 30.  That’s right, the kid from Home Alone is 30 years old.  How ‘bout that for a dose of reality?  A reminder of time’s...
Average: 4.6 (46 votes)
Aug 31 2010
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When the 1920's ended, America was left with a shortage of crazy fads.  Goldfish went un-swallowed.  Flagpoles went un-sat upon.  Charleston's went un-charlestoned. Dozens of dead bodies were pried out of a single phone booth. By and large people stopped messing around and...
Average: 4.7 (104 votes)
Aug 24 2010
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In preparation for working on Fad Diet Circus, we here at RiffTrax decided to try out a few of the more popular fad diets.  We started with the “Macho Man Randy Savage Diet”, which allows only foods that you can “Snap into!”  Then there was the “Soup-Made-...
Average: 4.2 (41 votes)
Aug 16 2010
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School's out, and this summer, there's only one place to find elementary school children.  No, not the basketball courts.  No, not the movie theater.  No, not the swimming hole, they cut down the rope swing after Tommy broke his leg.  No, not the mall.  No, not...
Average: 4.5 (56 votes)
Aug 13 2010
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As any dorm poster covered in photographs of shots that no adult would actually order at a bar could tell you, “Life is full of difficult decisions.”  Tommy, the hero of Decisions, Decisions, would surely agree.  His life has recently been rocked, as he was forced to move to a...
Average: 3.8 (33 votes)
Aug 10 2010
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It's every parent's nightmare:  You're woken up at 3AM by a knock at your front door.  When you open it, there's a somber looking policeman standing there, his hat in his hands. He avoids eye contact with you, and his voice quivers as he begins to speak.  Before he...
Average: 4.5 (77 votes)
Aug 6 2010
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