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Most of us know the basics of dental hygiene. Brush after after every nine breaths, floss with a business card on public transportation, and gargle with Mountain Dew. So to be honest, it’s fairly insulting that the producers of Tooth Truth with Harv and Marv thought we needed an...
Average: 4.5 (56 votes)
May 3 2011
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The story begins with The Red Hen’s brother and their parents being slaughtered by the evil Queen Gedren’s army because The Red Hen rejected the Queen’s sexual advances. The Red Hen survives violent assault by Gedren’s troops, and even gives Gedren a kind of souvenir: a...
Average: 4.4 (35 votes)
Apr 27 2011
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Kangaroos - considered by many to be one of the top five marsupials in the world for drunken Irishmen to box, these creatures remain elusive and mysterious to most of us. (Exception: local kangaroo hoarder Crazy Dennis.) The creatively titled short film Kangaroos should put an end to all...
Average: 4.3 (32 votes)
Apr 26 2011
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Anybody who strapped in for the thrill ride that was Families: Food and Eating probably assumes they got the whole story. Three families from three different countries prepared food, and they ate it. Knuckle-whitening stuff, no doubt, but could there possibly be more? Hold on to your...
Average: 4.5 (37 votes)
Apr 22 2011
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A Badger’s Bad Day is the harrowing tale of a Badger who works as a middle manager at a cell phone case manufacturing plant. He returns home after a particularly exhausting shift to discover a window broken on his house, and the front door ajar. His family is gone, but there are...
Average: 4.2 (28 votes)
Apr 19 2011
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Three is the magic number—Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza.* Jurassic Park III follows the great tradition of movie trilogies where the person or persons responsible for the success of the first two decided to do...
Average: 3.7 (52 votes)
Apr 15 2011
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is commonly regarded as the most fun and exciting installment of the film franchise. This may well be true, especially given that the average Star Trek film is about as fun and exciting as a half-cup of plain yogurt. If you polled fans about what...
Average: 4.2 (162 votes)
Apr 12 2011
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Few would argue that Visions in the Forest rarely end well, especially if they’re brought on by the special chocolates the hippie left at your campsite before he scurried off, muttering about spruce bark beetles.  But there’s one thing we all can agree on: few Visions...
Average: 4.5 (49 votes)
Mar 29 2011
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If you’re a normal, reasonable person, your knowledge of the Karate Kid franchise likely begins and ends with the following items: the phrase “Sweep the leg,” that awesome “You’re the best around” song, and the ironic Cobra Kai t-shirt you purchased...
Average: 4.6 (169 votes)
Mar 22 2011
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Jaywalking!  It's convenient, exciting, good for a laugh or two.  But is it wise?  To find out, let's watch The ABC of Walking Wisely, which weighs in on J-walking as well as the rest of the walking alphabet. Oh, you weren't aware there was an entire walking...
Average: 4.1 (53 votes)
Mar 11 2011
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According to legend, the screenplay for cult favorite Highlander appeared when a basement-dwelling metalhead kicked over his bong in a futile attempt to stand after consuming two “share size” bags of Combos and a tube of raw cookie dough. The bong water within, which was...
Average: 4.4 (179 votes)
Mar 15 2011
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Your Basic Job Skills, or more accurately, your lack thereof, are why you are no longer employed at Long John Silver's. Yes, we know you've been telling people it's because your manager, Navid, was a jerk. But really, how was he supposed to react when he caught you and Darrell...
Average: 4.3 (51 votes)
Mar 1 2011
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Oscar-nominated film The King’s Speech focuses on a world leader who struggles under the burden of a devastating speech impediment (or so we’ve been told, we were gonna see it but accidentally watched Birdemic 35 more times instead). If Improve Your Pronunciation...
Average: 4.7 (90 votes)
Feb 18 2011
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Birdemic riffed by the stars of MST3K!  You asked for it, here it is! Also check out our Birdemic Live Show riff here! Birdemic: Shock and Terror is the story of a software salesman who founds his own solar energy company after cashing in his stock options. Where it...
Average: 4.8 (565 votes)
Feb 22 2011
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Imagine you are a 1950s elementary school student, and you have just walked to school. Sure, you didn’t really want to go, but now you’re there and ready to learn. Maybe enjoy a vintage Cold War-era nuclear bomb drill, a great opportunity to crawl under your desk. As you settle in,...
Average: 4.5 (79 votes)
Feb 11 2011
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Meet The Customer, three time finalist for the title of Most Disrespected Man in America. No matter where he goes: the bank, the supermarket, even his job, somebody is waiting to ignore him, inconvenience him, or throw confetti in his face while laughing uproariously.* How does The Customer respond...
Average: 4.3 (73 votes)
Feb 8 2011
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It’s Order of the Phoenix time and the entire gang is back! Harry, Ron, Hermione, Old Weird Harold, Beezus, Ramona, Moomintroll, Peppermint Patty, Churchy LaFemme, Handsome Pete, Kimmy Gibler, Trevor Ochmonek, Chris-R, Sawyer, CCH Pounder, The Fat Kid from “The Sandlot”, Snoopy...
Average: 4.5 (211 votes)
Feb 15 2011
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The ending of Christopher Nolan’s Oscar-nominated Inception left audiences with several burning, thought-provoking questions, chief among them being “When did Tom Berenger become a giant piece of boiled meat?” The film does a lot to support Mr. Nolan’s title of...
Average: 4.3 (261 votes)
Feb 1 2011
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The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are bringing rapid-fire, sarcastic justice to the educational shorts of yesteryear with Order in the Shorts! Join Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett for their signature brand of hilarious commentary on classics like Story of a Teenage...
Average: 3.9 (15 votes)
Jan 25 2011
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Roll out the barrels, hoist the steins and do whatever it is you do with Schweinsbraten: It's time for RiffTrax Shortstoberfest! All year long, we here at RiffTrax search high and low to uncover some of the strangest educational shorts from decades past. Then Mike, Kevin and Bill strap on their...
Average: 5 (5 votes)
Jan 25 2011
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Some people would say that good old-fashioned common courtesy is dead in modern times. And we here at RiffTrax think those ugly jerks should keep their crusty mouths closed if they know what’s good for ‘em! Oh, we’re kidding of course, but if you think we’d hold the elevator...
Average: 4.5 (80 votes)
Jan 18 2011
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If you have Daily Problems at your work, the humanitarians at Coronet Films are here to help you Handle them.  And assuming that most of your problems center around how ugly your 1970s co-workers are, this is just the film for you! We'll meet a nurse living out a real life Grey...
Average: 4.3 (44 votes)
Jan 11 2011
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Alfred Higgins Productions famously struck gold with their "demand for obedience masked as fun" short The Following Instructions Game. Flush with confidence and literally tens of dollars in money, the AHP crew tried to replicate their success with a pair of new "game" shorts:...
Average: 4.4 (49 votes)
Jan 4 2011
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Do you like Courtesy?  How about Egg Puns?  After a few drinks, have you been known to expound at length about how Sheldon, the egg with legs, was truly the unsung hero of the US Acres segments of the late 80's animated show "Garfield and Friends"? Yes?  You have? Then...
Average: 4.6 (89 votes)
Dec 28 2010
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When you ponder ideal Christmas entertainment for children, do you think of a centuries-old tradition of violent puppetry, complete with domestic abuse and offensive minstrel-themed puppets thrashing each other? Well, you’d better--what’s that? That IS what you think of? Exactly that?...
Average: 4.3 (61 votes)
Dec 17 2010
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