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Do you ever get scared? Do you ever get the creeps? More importantly, are both of these questions wildly inappropriate for an educational short to pose to a bunch of nine year olds? Of course they are, yet The Creeps Machine soldiers on with whatever its mission might be. In theory, it...
Average: 4.6 (80 votes)
Sep 16 2011
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Many of the educational shorts we riff seem to have been designed not to teach children, but instead to confuse them into a state of dizzy, nauseous acceptance. Most try to hide this deception with an authoritative narrator, some pretense of structure, or official-sounding “key terms...
Average: 4.3 (52 votes)
Sep 13 2011
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Setting Up a Room is about two women setting up a kindergarten classroom. It lasts for 27 minutes. To attempt to explain anything more about it would be an act of futility. It is one of the most baffling pieces we’ve ever encountered here at RiffTrax. It may not be for everyone....
Average: 4.6 (161 votes)
Sep 9 2011
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When you see the title of our new short, Feelings: I’m Feeling Alone, you might think to yourself “Alone? That’s gotta be the saddest thing you could put after the words ‘I’m Feeling’ in an educational short meant for small children.” Not so!...
Average: 4.3 (50 votes)
Sep 6 2011
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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe follows the heroic exploits of a galactic defender, played by Jesse Ventura, who comes to Earth to--wait, wait, that can’t be right. Jesse Ventura? The washed-up 80s wrestler known primarily for his feather boas and conspiracy theories? No, no way....
Average: 4.5 (171 votes)
Aug 30 2011
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It’s summer vacation! School’s out and you have all the time in the world to hang with your best bud and...ponder the meaning of nothingness? In What is Nothing? we join two youngsters who, as all rascals do, sit around and contemplate the void. Whether they’re...
Average: 4.7 (115 votes)
Aug 26 2011
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We Discover the Dictionary weaves the enchanting tale of three grade school children who discover the dictionary for the first time. And that’s all well and good: they use it to write a thank you note to a police officer who must have lost a bet or something, because he had to come...
Average: 4.5 (43 votes)
Aug 23 2011
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When you ask a company like ACI, makers of the now-infamous “Grasses” and “Boxes” shorts, to create a film teaching kids to count to ten, there are three things of which you can be certain. One, you can count on the fact that if you’re talking to someone at ACI, they...
Average: 4.7 (75 votes)
Aug 19 2011
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Juan and His Donkey! Rockin’ your commute on KBLZ 105.3! Stay tuned because we’ve got our producer Timmy The Gimp in nothing but a kilt out in front of a funeral home, and a guy in a turkey costume is gonna blast him with paint balls! It’s gonna be off the- Wait, what? Juan and...
Average: 4.6 (41 votes)
Aug 16 2011
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There are lots of places you could take eggs. You could take eggs to a party! You could take eggs to the museum! You could take eggs to prom! You could take eggs to the workplace of your romantic rival, lock his office door from the inside and then plug in a hot plate, put a skillet onto that hot...
Average: 4.4 (37 votes)
Aug 12 2011
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GET THE DVD HERE! On August 19th, thousands witnessed what can only be described as one of the top two RiffTrax Live events of 2010. RiffTrax Live: Reefer Madness was that show, and now you finally have the chance to relive all the laughs, chortles, and fancy headresses on DVD! In ...
Average: 4.8 (12 votes)
Aug 2 2011
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Is there any possible downside to accepting an invitation from Vincent Price to spend an evening in a creepy mansion that was built on something called “Haunted Hill?” If so, Mike, Kevin and Bill couldn’t find it! In fact they were so eager to join Mr. Price and his terrifying...
Average: 4.9 (18 votes)
Aug 2 2011
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When a spaceship crash lands in a rural community, the locals flock to the scene. Well one local really, a kid who calls his former professor, who fields the call from his bed without a shirt on. Once he confirms that a UFO has actually been sighted on Earth, he springs into action, instructing his...
Average: 4.4 (190 votes)
Aug 5 2011
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A cutting, thoughtful, and sober analysis of the coming world energy crisis, Borrowed Power affirms -- WAIT WAIT DON’T GO just kidding!! It’s really about an extaordinarily ugly teenager killing someone with his car! Or did he? That question is the raw mystery of this driving...
Average: 4.4 (29 votes)
Jul 29 2011
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Let’s just be upfront: this is a sequel to the infamous Grasses short and you should buy it right away. Yes, the mad geniuses at ACI films have recruited a new group of children to glance nervously at the authority figures standing off-camera as they’re forced to make crafts...
Average: 4.8 (92 votes)
Jul 26 2011
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Ever since this short debuted at RiffTrax Live: Reefer Madness, we’ve heard one question more than any other: “Why are you standing so close to me?” But a VERY CLOSE second to that is, “When are you guys gonna release that insane Grasses short??” Friends, you...
Average: 4.9 (159 votes)
Jul 22 2011
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Grab a pitchfork and your plumpest hog, the RiffTrax Olde Tyme Shorts Roundup is rolling into town! Full of hilarious shorts and superfluous E’s, this is one medicine show you don’t want to miss! The Olde Tyme Shorts Roundup features 8 classic RiffTrax shorts,...
Average: 4.7 (11 votes)
Jul 19 2011
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Couldn’t finish all those shorts in one sitting because you filled up on cream cheese wontons? Not a problem, RiffTrax is here with Shorts To-Go! Filled to the brim with spicy deep-fried jokes that’ll keep you laughing all the way to the Alka-Seltzer! Your Shorts To-Go...
Average: 4.5 (12 votes)
Jul 19 2011
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Aesop’s Fables. These stories, with their universal morals, have inspired us all. Tales such as “The Fox and the Grapes”, “The Lion and the Mouse” and “The Two Cat/Bear things that go to the North Pole and one dies but comes back to life and they see a polar bear...
Average: 4.1 (51 votes)
Jul 14 2011
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Yes, the short that brought the house down at RiffTrax Live, answering questions about paper that nobody was asking, is now available in a brand-new studio version! By now the sick, sad tale of young Willie and his demented belief in a talking paper bag, whom he names Mr. Paperbag (proving that...
Average: 4.8 (133 votes)
Jul 12 2011
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Many of us have heard these iconic instructions hundreds of times. They’ve been shouted at us during important life events: graduations, weddings, or most likely, watching Predator hungover at two in the afternoon at Dan’s. Few of us ever take the shouter up...
Average: 4.2 (28 votes)
Jul 7 2011
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Who among us doesn’t love a good adventure? A chance to escape our routines and stimulate our minds and reinvigorate our sense of fun. Yes, there’s nothing like the thrill you get from emerging from your burrow, nervously looking around, and perhaps grabbing a nut before darting back...
Average: 4.5 (30 votes)
Jul 5 2011
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Sure, great, here we go...”beginning” responsibility, and “getting” ready for school. Hey kids, how about for once you just GET responsible and BE ready for school? We’re tired of coddling you! Oh, you can’t eat your breakfast, because we put the plate up on top...
Average: 4.4 (40 votes)
Jul 1 2011
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Animals make their homes in lots of fun, interesting places! Some burrow into tree bark, while others burrow into the dense, matted armpit hair of a bench-napping Nick Nolte! Some gather twigs and leaves to construct nests, while others nest in the exhaust pipe of the inoperative Dodge Pacer in...
Average: 4.3 (26 votes)
Jun 28 2011
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For some reason, San Francisco has become the go-to location for hack directors to set their abysmal movies. The mere sight of the Golden Gate Bridge or Lombard Street are enough to trigger unpleasant memories of Tommy Wiseau's ass. And as if to prove that the city's unique charms were no...
Average: 4.2 (103 votes)
Jun 21 2011
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