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Hey kids! What’s the best way for a middle schooler to impress chicks, make friends, and just dominate the social scene in general? OK, I’m hearing ‘Be really funny,’ not the answer I was looking for. ‘Kick butt at sports,’ not that either. I’ll give you a...
Average: 4.8 (33 votes)
Dec 20 2013
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The Doctor is in, and he’s less canonical than ever! Yes, Grand Moff Peter Cushing is back in this follow-up to fan favorite Dr. Who and the Daleks. Those cheerful, not-at-all-soul-crushingly-annoying Daleks have come to...
Average: 4.4 (57 votes)
Dec 13 2013
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If you’ve been following the Batman serial saga (in the same sense that your great aunt’s recent boil lancing was a ‘saga’), you certainly know what to expect by now: The event in the title, Robin Rescues Batman does not occur in the episode. Robin...
Average: 4.8 (31 votes)
Dec 6 2013
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Ah, Christmas. That magical time of year when Santa travels all over the universe by means of the fifth dimension, (which his close friend Merlin invented in a floating space castle), delivering toys that were made by a skunk in a factory overseen by a wolf in a village whose head of security, Puss...
Average: 4.3 (34 votes)
Nov 25 2013
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Yes, it’s an utterly baffling horror film about a mad doctor who believes death is simply an evolution and that every woman wants to sleep with him. Yes, he is laughed out of the academy and moves his decency-defying research to a swamp in Ecuador, as one does. Yes, he’s investigated by...
Average: 4.1 (76 votes)
Nov 20 2013
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Yes, Ghosthouse is a film about a dead little girl who has an evil clown doll that commands her to kill. That’s all well and good. But it’s the little things about Ghosthouse that really make you stand up and say “Wait, what?” The star of Ghosthouse...
Average: 4.5 (26 votes)
Nov 14 2013
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Hey, did you hear the news? Norman’s coming back! Yeah, I know! Good ol’ Norman. He’s been away for - gosh, how long now? You’re not sure either? Well, we’ve sure missed him around here. The Norm-dawg, heh heh, yep, just, always, y’know...Normin’ things up...
Average: 4.6 (33 votes)
Nov 6 2013
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As if to prove that Dunston wasn’t the only unpleasant, pest-ridden ape who knew how to Check In, here comes our old pal Norman! You’ll be pleased to know that Norman has finally cleaned up his act and gotten his life together: staying at a five star resort where everyone calls him sir...
Average: 4.7 (21 votes)
Nov 6 2013
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Folks, there is no dancing around this issue: the plot of the first ever Norman short is that Norman uses a public restroom. Is this a pleasant experience for Norman? How dare you ask that question. This is Norman we are talking about. Having bad experiences with toilets is the closest thing he has...
Average: 4.5 (30 votes)
Nov 6 2013
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By the seventh Harry Potter movie, you’d think they were starting to run out of ideas! Not so! Deathly Hallows Part 1 introduces several brand new ideas to the fantasy genre such as: an item of jewelry that must be destroyed in order to eliminate an evil wizard and his army, and...
Average: 4.5 (64 votes)
Oct 31 2013
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There is a great disturbance in our shorts, as if the copywriter suddenly cried out in terror when he realized how terrible an opening line that is for a DVD description and was suddenly silenced because he was fired. Hi! New copywriter here. May The Shorts Be With You is our latest...
Average: 4.2 (24 votes)
Oct 21 2013
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Yes, it’s back to the famous gentle rolling hills and remote forest cabins of Gotham City for another installment of this classic superhero serial! Picking up immediately after Robin’s Wild Ride (there was no wild ride) we’re thrown right back into the action when Batman...
Average: 4.6 (29 votes)
Oct 18 2013
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Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s...a copyright attorney that represents DC Comics handing out cease & desist letters to the producers of Supersonic Man! Sadly, Supersonic Man, though he tries his hardest, still does his best to crib from various, more...
Average: 4.4 (96 votes)
Oct 11 2013
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Time to grab a stack of floppy disks, or maybe 2 of those shiny “CD-ROMs” we’ve been hearing about, and boot up our very first RiffTrax Special! The topic? 90s Cyber Thrillers. What’s a RiffTrax Special, you may ask? That...
Average: 3.9 (53 votes)
Sep 27 2013
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Over the years here at RiffTrax we’ve had the pleasure of riffing some of cinema’s finest villains: Darth Vader. Saruman. The cubbies from Setting Up A Room. But for our first ever Best of RiffTrax, we wanted to...
Average: 4 (36 votes)
Sep 27 2013
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This 1997 giant bug alien war flick was an adaptation of Robert Heinlein’s 1950s militaristic sci-fi novel of the same name, in the sense that director Paul Verhoeven later said he never finished reading the book, and in fact stopped after the first few chapters because it made him so “...
Average: 4.7 (88 votes)
Oct 4 2013
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Also available on DVD Master-approved and ready to download or stream!               Ever since RiffTrax Live: “Manos” the Hands of Fate aired in theaters nationwide, people have been asking us when...
Average: 4.6 (128 votes)
Sep 20 2013
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The adventure continues! In this third installment of the vintage serial, Batman: Robin’s Wild Ride, we find our heroes at Disneyland. After an ill-advised turkey leg and funnel cake combo, Robin upchucks on the Tea Cups, forcing Batman to go find a towel and apologize to several...
Average: 4.7 (32 votes)
Sep 13 2013
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Take Chuck Norris. Pair him up with the guy who played Flounder in Animal House. Quickly ball that screenplay up into a wad and toss it into a garbage can where it lands next to a half-eaten ham sandwich because that is obviously a terrible idea and what have you got? Silent Rage!...
Average: 4.6 (82 votes)
Sep 6 2013
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They’re back! With Batman Takes Over, the first installment of this vintage serial, we introduced you to obscure superhero characters “The Batman” and “Robin.” Not much is known about them, as they failed to achieve any kind of cultural impact, but luckily...
Average: 4.5 (45 votes)
Aug 7 2013
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You’re The Judge tells the story of two high school girls who want to get the attention of two boys who would rather be bowling. In a world where Snapchat and sexting do not exist, they’re forced to do this the old fashioned way: by goading the boys into entering an elaborate...
Average: 4.5 (37 votes)
Jul 23 2013
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We’re excited to present Batman Takes Over, the first installment in one of the earliest screen depictions of Batman ever made, the 1949 serial Batman and Robin! This is where we’d joke that we finally found a version of Batman and Robin worse than the Joel Schumacher ...
Average: 4.8 (83 votes)
Jul 16 2013
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Even before Prime Minister Berlusconi brought fame to Italy with his countless deviant and reprehensible acts, it was a sexy, saucy nation. And, according to its old horror movies, it’s also full of sexy, saucy, abandoned castles, owned by sexy, saucy, possibly dead but still wealthy men. And...
Average: 4.3 (75 votes)
Jun 26 2013
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This short may just save you a lot of trouble! No longer will you have to be forcibly removed from the Expecting Parents Class at the local hospital for shouting “When should grown-ups stop fights?” at the top of your lungs during the segment on diaper changing. Frankly, it was...
Average: 4.3 (29 votes)
Jun 20 2013
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You know you’re in for a treat when we were considering starting this description, “When an Estonian cyborg defects to America...” This Estonian cyborg, as you’ve come to expect from Estonian cyborgs by this point in time, is the ultimate killing machine. Played by The Actor...
Average: 4.3 (98 votes)
Jun 13 2013
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