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When a spaceship full of hairy people crashes on an unknown planet, it's not enough that the surviving members look a lot like the Starland Vocal Band (it is a help, of course, but not sufficient for their survival). They must forge off on a non-stop mission of wandering around doing nothing in...
Average: 4.6 (158 votes)
May 20 2009
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Ground-breaking in its use of "toward" as the first word in its title (can you think of another?), Toward Emotional Maturity also pioneered the techniques of throwing reptiles at people and locking puppies in boxes as a way to demonstrate the deep deficiencies in the human character....
Average: 4.5 (24 votes)
May 12 2009
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Let us start by saying that Ghost Rider is the greatest movie ever made. The acting, direction, top-notch storytelling and awe-inducing special effects add up to what can only be called the most amazing achievement in the history of cinema. Please note: we are being forced to say this by Satan. You...
Average: 4 (26 votes)
Nov 13 2009
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The 50's are back with a simple message for you—Snap Out of It! "But," you protest, "I only—" Hey, the 50's are gonna stop you right there. Don't say another word. Doesn't matter what mealy-mouthed, limp- wristed, it's-somebody-else's-fault...
Average: 4.6 (39 votes)
May 8 2009
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It can happen to any of us: we fall in with some free-spirited youths, get a few lime phosphates in our system, and before you know it we're rolling up our blue dungarees to impertinent heights, styling our hair into an ill-mannered pompadour and beating up our own fathers and rolling 'em...
Average: 4 (41 votes)
May 5 2009
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Remember the instructional films your teachers used to show you whenever they wanted to sneak out for a smoke, or just nap in the back of the classroom? They're back! Only this time Mike, Kevin and Bill are there to exact revenge with their signature brand of hilarious running commentary! Yes...
Average: 5 (5 votes)
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Mario Batali. Emeril Lagasse. Thomas Keller. What do they all have in common? Besides having seen Julia Child naked? That's right, they are all masters of Cooking Terms! Cooking Terms are the first step toward becoming a master chef. Because how can one properly prepare...
Average: 4.7 (82 votes)
May 1 2009
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Surprisingly, not a biography of Björk, Damaged Goods is a cautionary tale about a couple of young men who go on a harmless adventure in search of beer and girls and end up finding exactly that! Unfortunately they are lured off that wholesome path by the seductive siren song of something called a...
Average: 4.1 (45 votes)
Apr 29 2009
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The follow-up to the smash hit "Primary Safety: In the Three Mile Island Cooling Tower", Primary Safety: In The School Building starts with a catchy name and builds from there. Personal injury lurks everywhere in our nation’s schools, and while any hipster with an ironic "Runs...
Average: 4.1 (47 votes)
Apr 24 2009
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During the Swing Parade craze of the 1940s, it was hard to turn your head without encountering a Swing Parade.  With the popularity of Swing Parades soaring, a full length motion picture was inevitable.  Unfortunately, the film we got was clearly rushed out to capitalize on the Swing...
Average: 4 (7 votes)
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Horror!  Romance!  Spine-tingling suspense!  Carnival of Souls will make you long to be watching a movie that contains any of these things!  In fact, you'd probably settle for a movie that contains a discernible plot.  Instead you get lead actress Candace Hilligoss,...
Average: 4.9 (14 votes)
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Long before we got to the moon and realized that there wasn't really much to do up there, man dreamed of finding an exotic, exciting new lunar world!  Missile to the Moon...is not that world.  Instead, it portrays the moon as a cross between the salt flats of Utah and a low budget...
Average: 4.8 (6 votes)
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If you set out to create the worst movie you could imagine, what would be your second step (we're presuming you've already hired Cuba Gooding, Jr. as the lead.)  Maybe to cast a 300 pound Swedish wrestler as LA Police Chief? Make some flying saucers out of tinfoil and string? ...
Average: 5 (7 votes)
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If an eccentric millionaire were to offer you a large sum of money to you spend a night in a haunted house, you might think to yourself, "How did I wind up in an episode of Scooby Doo?  Or perhaps a Simpson's Halloween special?  Or any one of the countless other TV shows or...
Average: 4.5 (10 votes)
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You and Your Family. Much like gunpowder and an open flame, combining the two is not recommended (especially if mom's been drinking.) But every now and then a scenario arises where you must remove your iPod’s ear buds, emit a contemptuous, full-bodied sigh and actually interact with your...
Average: 4.2 (40 votes)
Apr 17 2009
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RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13 year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning...
Average: 4.8 (1120 votes)
Apr 21 2009
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Only one film dared to confront the twin menaces facing America during the 1980s—terrorism and aggressive male-pattern baldness—and that film is Die Hard. So it's fortunate that I'm writing about that particular movie, or something would seem to have gone terribly, terribly...
Average: 3.1 (59 votes)
Apr 10 2009
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By overwhelming popular demand (Kevin thought it would be a good idea) Rifftrax proudly presents The Rifftones and their first collection: Music for Riffing. Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson, the same golden throats (may not be actual gold) that brought you all those marvelous songs on...
Average: 4.9 (12 votes)
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Your favorite sand-phobic, midichlorian-rich super villain is back! And this time his capes are even more fabulous, his thigh-high Uggs resplendent like never before, and his burnt chicken head cloaked in the shiniest plastic helmet yet! And if that wasn't enough, Mike, Kevin and Bill are...
Average: 4.5 (259 votes)
Apr 14 2009
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  Carnivorous Plants!  Like Wii Boxing, they're one of those things that instantly becomes 1000X less cool the moment you bring it home and try it out.  Rather than quickly earning their keep and chomping down on your neighbors annoying labradoodle, your carnivorous plant...
Average: 4.2 (59 votes)
Apr 7 2009
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Now that marijuana (aka "reefer", "bud", "stick", "whoopie doopie", "happy grass", "tingle weed", "Abe Lincoln", "the halt", "muffin", "chew", "altoid", "the Fonz", "little...
Average: 3.5 (12 votes)
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Also available as a RiffTrax LIVE Imagine being holed up in a filthy dilapidated building, surrounded by pale-faced hollow-eyed creatures, unable to call for help, while before your eyes zombie-like beings commit the most unspeakable acts. Yes, a night of performance art at your local coffee house...
Average: 4.3 (19 votes)
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Fans of shops of horrors will love this nostalgic look back, before the days of the massive chain stores, and big box horror shops. In the old days, horror shopkeepers gave you the personal touch; they knew your name, asked about your kids, were always ready with a smile... before killing you,...
Average: 4.5 (11 votes)
Apr 3 2009
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  It's the most important decision you'll ever make: should I eat the rest of this BK Stacker, or just trust my vague feeling of nausea and quit while I'm ahead? But put that aside now and let's talk about the third most important decision you'll ever make*: should I go...
Average: 4.2 (39 votes)
Apr 3 2009
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  Ah, beer. Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course, chief nourisher in life's feast! (We think that's what the Swan of Avon was referring to...) Beer provides everything the human body needs—if anything, what little it lacks can be made up with regular doses of...
Average: 4.3 (53 votes)
Apr 1 2009
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