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This extraordinary film dares to do something no other safety short has ever dreamed of: killing its 9-year-old title character and sending him to hell; a hell run by two doughy, charisma-free demons wearing sensible jackets. Yes, Tommy Tucker, our protagonist, is a whiny, friendless little twerp...
Average: 4.3 (35 votes)
Sep 15 2009
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In 2009, if you ask someone What It Means To Be An American you'll get a simple response: a willingness to deep-fry anything and everything.  But back in the fifties, before anyone had invented deep-fried cigarettes, it wasn't as clearly defined.  School children, construction...
Average: 4.5 (49 votes)
Sep 11 2009
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Shorts, shorts, and more shorts. Not those shorts -- we’re talking about the short films your teachers used to make you watch on those days when they hit it too hard the night before and neglected to prepare anything for class. Only this time Mike, Kevin and Bill from Mystery Science Theater...
Average: 5 (8 votes)
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Instructional shorts are no longer just the things that you were forced to watch in silence by hungover substitute teachers! Now they’re a foundation for hilarity when Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000® and RiffTrax.com® team up to heckle...
Average: 4.3 (10 votes)
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If there's one thing that a small niche of people like, it's car racing! It's all there: the drama, the passion, the guy who for some reason shouts "Boogity Boogity Boogity." But we understand that for some people, sitting for hours and watching cars do five hundred laps...
Average: 4.4 (43 votes)
Sep 8 2009
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Someone has to be on trial. It may as well be teenagers. And they deserve it, too, what with their shenanigans, the hell-raking, their common thuggery, rough manners and unkempt flat-top haircuts. I don't think it would be overstating things to say that teenagers are the largest threat facing...
Average: 4.2 (37 votes)
Sep 4 2009
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If the movies have taught us nothing else—and plainly, they haven't―then they've at least shown us that astronauts and evil supercomputers are similarly cursed with a stunning lack of imagination. Just as Skynet can't seem to come up with a better plan than to repeatedly send a...
Average: 3.6 (30 votes)
Sep 1 2009
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Where should one turn when looking for beauty advice? To the fashion magazines that litter our grocery store checkout aisles, with their fresh-faced starlets with perky bods and millions of dollars? Hardly! Instead, refer to the comforting, matronly advice of Constance Bennett, an...
Average: 4.1 (55 votes)
Aug 28 2009
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Flying Stewardess takes us for an airborne jaunt through the wild blue yonder. Hop on board a spacious plane, where you'll be treated like a king. Enjoy a delicious steak dinner, served to you by a smiling stewardess. After that, treat yourself to a complimentary cocktail before retiring to...
Average: 4.6 (101 votes)
Aug 25 2009
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Ladies and gentlemen: Moose Baby.    Think of Howard Carter as first he gazed upon the freshly unsealed chamber of the tomb of Tutankhamen; that should give you some sense of the awe and wonder we felt as we sat in a nondescript screening room poring over a series of colorless and...
Average: 4.6 (108 votes)
Aug 11 2009
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Did you like the 2001 sleeper hit The Fast and The Furious, but are you really not a fan of definite articles?  Then 2009's Fast & Furiousis the movie for you!  After the twin triumphs of The Pacifier and Babylon A.D., Vin Diesel has finally reunited with his co-star from The Fast...
Average: 4.5 (105 votes)
Aug 6 2009
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Have you ever worried that your favorite super hero might be nothing more than a passing fad?  Well, Joel Schumacher is here to put your mind at ease with a film that he based on a slogan he once heard some kids shout after leaving Tim Burton's Batman film: Batman Forever*. A movie so...
Average: 4.1 (77 votes)
Jul 30 2009
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When we think back on the list of the great entertainers of the past century, a few names universally come to mind:  Sinatra.  Carson.  Lohan.  And Jimmy.  No, not Jimmy Walker.  And not Jimmy Stewart, (Really?  You guessed Jimmy Walker before Jimmy Stewart?)...
Average: 4.2 (63 votes)
Jul 28 2009
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The world of Safety Instructional Films breaks down into two distinct categories: Shake Hands with Danger, and everything else.  If you like your hair feathered, your glasses huge and your moustaches grown at an eighth grade level, this is the short for you. Narrated by a guy who was rejected...
Average: 4.7 (122 votes)
Jul 23 2009
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It seems that forty years ago, one out of every three instructional films was about The Bill of Rights (the rest were about either syphilis and/or Mr. Bungle.)  So it was only natural that we'd finally get around to riffing a short focused on the Bill of Rights, and we had just the one in...
Average: 4 (48 votes)
Jul 21 2009
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Sometime between the invention of pyromania and the discovery of Beatlemania, the country suffered a frightening outbreak of Highway Mania. Accounts of the disorder are sketchy, but if the film Highway Mania is to be believed, it involved shaving your head, scarring your face with a good, strong...
Average: 4.5 (43 votes)
Jul 17 2009
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Yes, it's that's time again—time to go back to school. And when it's time to choose with whom you'd like to go, the options are nearly limitless: your uncle Barney, Richard Simmons, that guy who sits in front of you at church and occasionally cleans his ears with his keys,...
Average: 4.3 (59 votes)
Jul 14 2009
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Are you ready for running? LOTS of running?  Running done by…a man? Then you’re ready for The Running Man, the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle, a movie so powerful that it launched the political careers of two of its stars! Yes, I’m talking about Yaphet Kotto and...
Average: 4 (47 votes)
Jul 9 2009
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The year was 1984. While the fascistic regime foretold by Orwell had not yet come to power the nation had been brought to its knees, the victim of repeated playings of Karma Chameleon and Sister Christian. The country needed something to believe in, something besides aerobics or Emmanuel Lewis...
Average: 4.4 (17 votes)
Jul 2 2009
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The year was 1984. While the fascistic regime foretold by Orwell had not yet come to power the nation had been brought to its knees, the victim of repeated playings of Karma Chameleon and Sister Christian. The country needed something to believe in, something besides aerobics or Emmanuel Lewis...
Average: 4.2 (117 votes)
Jul 2 2009
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If messy wet clay and the brothers Everly are your idea of foreplay, look no further than this Jerry Zucker-directed (yes, THAT Jerry Zucker) surprise smash hit of 1990. Test your credulity as our beloved Patrick Swayze trades in his dirty dancin' shoes and his blue collar bartending meat hooks...
Average: 4.1 (31 votes)
Jun 25 2009
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The typical reaction to an encounter with The Room looks something like this: puzzlement, revulsion, laughter, amazement, hunger, affection, deep depression, inability to digest milk proteins, and ultimately, an unbreakable addiction. Yes, this is the film you've probably only heard rumors...
Average: 4.8 (609 votes)
Jun 18 2009
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You asked for more voodoo—and we deliver, with a RiffTrax exclusive*, Voodoo Man. Young women are vanishing somewhere on the road that leads to the creepy old house of a deranged bachelor (Bela Lugosi) and his two lonely assistants. Remarkably, no one thinks to question the deranged bachelor...
Average: 4.2 (104 votes)
Jun 10 2009
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One of the things we like to do here at RiffTrax (during those rare moments when we're not absorbed by our frequent, mandatory company-wide Schnappi sing-alongs) is to challenge ourselves. Sure, it's easy enough to make hay out of a bear-suited Nicholas Cage, but what really tests one's...
Average: 4.3 (106 votes)
Jun 2 2009
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  Have you ever wondered what the inside of a computer looks like? So did Disney, and it’s pretty clear they didn’t do any research when they made Tron. RiffTrax invites you to join internet superstar Jonathan Coulton and less-famous-but-still-kind-of-funny comedy/music duo Paul...
Average: 3.8 (56 votes)
May 26 2009
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